Dec 21, 2008
The Ditz Test
Before I delve into the purpose of this post, here's a Christmas card for all you loyal bloggers^^ Happy Christmas^^
A friend sent this to me on facebook but for what ever reason I couldn't write in my answers on the note so here it is(the X's stand for the things I have done and the blanks are things I have not):
[ ]You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same melody.
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you space out.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug by accident
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You re-post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break/lose a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this note.
Multiply this by three and it is your percent!